Saturday, April 29, 2006
Purtroppo le ha rivelato il finale e per questo la mucca sulla destra le mostra il suo disappunto.
Le altre mucche ignorano cio' che sta accadendo e continuano a pensare a qualcosa di rotondo.
The cow on the left was telling the other cow the plot of a movie.
Unfotunately she revealed her the ending.
For this reason the cow on the right is showing her disappointment.
The other cows are unaware of what is happening and they keep on thinking about something circular.
Friday, April 28, 2006
A well-known director (his hobby is to be a superhero) has just finished to shoot his last movie.
- "The wine glass in your hand is my friend."
- "Oh, I thought It was only an acquaintance."
The full-length movie is about a heartrending story of a pillow that wanted to become
a contemporary writer.
So one day It begun to write two novels contemporaneously.
Unfortunately only one of these became a bestseller.
The poor novel killed the other one because it was full of envy.
The movie hasn't met the favour of the critics and public.
- " I think the choice to cast that famous actor the part of the pillow was not good."
- "Right! I can't identify myself with the protagonist."
Thursday, April 27, 2006
1- TIPTOE vs. the monolith with some questionable superpowers.
2- TIPTOE vs. the indecorous monster.
3- TIPTOE vs. the appetite. (the yellow book: list of telephone numbers – pizzerias)
Queste tre cartoline sono state disegnate per la jazz band TIPTOE
I drew these three cards for TIPTOE jazz band
TIPTOE are (in alphabetical order):
carlo garofalo - drums
simone massaron - guitars
davide tedesco - acoustic bass
Wednesday, April 26, 2006
1- For several days he is looking for his favorite fork
"Please, forgive me!"
"Can I change channel ? This program is rubbish!"
2-Last time he saw it was in the day they argue
I can’t hear the opinion of that man wearing the qualified-person costume."
"Shut up, little utensil!!
"If every clock in the world reduce their speed by ½ , the time for our business will double."
"I don’t think so."
4- "But then… Shall we move very slowly?"
Monday, April 24, 2006
1- Etrurian usually spends the nights in a smoky nightclub next to a toxic waste factory
2- You killed my financial advisor…. Why?
My aim is too bad, you were my target
3-You had not intention of killing him, so I justify you
4- Another night has gone
Sunday, April 23, 2006
1- Etrurian is a nasty costumer living in that area.
You are a nasty costumer!
2- He’s well-known because he strangled a mosquito just with one hand.
3-Last week Bracco met him next to a pedestrian crossing
Please, can you tell me what time is it?
Don’t offend me!! Watch your back, because I’ll take my revenge!!!
4-Now I am going to look for him and to ask him the explanation of his despicable action
Saturday, April 22, 2006
1- Last time when he said this kind of sentence something terrible happened
NOOO!!! I forgot to add salt!!!
2- Suddenly he hears some gun shoots from his right side
3-He is not worried, because he is left-handed
4-… but his financial advisor is not left-handed