OPINIONE (Opinion)

1- For several days he is looking for his favorite fork
"Please, forgive me!"

2- Last time he saw it was in the day they argue
"Can I change channel ? This program is rubbish!"

"Shut up, little utensil!!
I can’t hear the opinion of that man wearing the qualified-person costume."

3- "If every clock in the world reduce their speed by ½ , the time for our business will double."

4- "But then… Shall we move very slowly?"
"I don’t think so."